“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
I made a compilation of all the times (I could find) of Aleks speaking Russian.
"Hello my fellow Nobs. You are now watching a new video from me, ImmortalHD that’s made just for us. Please give me all of your money, just me. Thank you. I really love you. And of course, Nobs 4 lyf."
"What are you doing? I told you when I do -this- you’re supposed to quickly throw me the game. Why can’t you understand that?! You are a huge idiot!"
"Can we please beat the small children that were there?" (wtf Aleks)
"What kind of cake do you like?"
“‘Can you speak Russian?’ No, I can’t speak Russian. And everything that I’m saying right now is random, and I have no idea what I’m saying. I have no idea how to speak Russian.”
"Now I’m going to speak Russian because no one here is going to know what I’m saying and people can only understand me when I’m speaking English."
"Damn dude, maybe. Can we tell him what he was doing was really gross? I can tell him. Thanks? A lot?"
I didn’t know I needed this so much in my life
[nervous laughter] my fandoms crossed each other what was I going to do, not draw this
(apologies, that’s tfp optimus and not the one aleks has a mask of)
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
I worked at Regal when Quantum of Solace came out. That was a wonderful time to be in the box office.